February 2012
6 posts
EYE SPY
the other night i was riding the bus home from work in a bad mood and looking forward to taking it out on my girlfriend in silent and passive aggressive rage.
theres this little boy with his mom sitting across from me and they were playing “Eye Spy” the little boy announced:
“eye spy with my little eye, something that is blue!”
his mom looked around the bus and said...
GENTLEMEN'S HELL
a while ago i got onto a bus and there was one seat available. i noticed that a girl i found to be attractive was walking behind me as we both walked towards the seat. i saw that she had her hands full with grocery bags. i then politely offered her the seat by gesturing it to her and saying “go ahead”
she then looked at me as in offense and said, “um…no thanks, i can...
WatchSONG : “TOO MANY PEOPLE” by SOMA HOLIDAY DIRECTED & EDITED BY OWEN ELLIS STARRING SYDNEY GREGOIRE FILMED IN THE VANCOUVER CLUB in the fall, Sydney was asked to model for a clothing store and i was asked to photograph her. so i decided to shoot it at the Vancouver Club because my Grandfather was a member for many years. turns out the photoshoot got cancelled, but we...
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