owen’s primus powers
today at work, while i was closing i was blaring The Brown Album by Primus when a group of ~acid freaks~ with dreadlocks, neon face piercings and flip flops suddenly appeared outside, headbanging and death stomping.
i panicked and started blaring “temporary secretary” by paul mccartney
they then ran off saying “you killed the vibe, dude!”
this is a power no man should ever possess.
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